FIZZ, FLAVOR, AND A TOUCH OF CHAOS
Step inside the soda spellbook
Magic. Meaning. And the Occasional Questionable Syrup.
We mix magic with meaning—and yes, ingredients matter to us.
That’s why we use clean-label syrups, natural flavors, and the best stuff we can summon whenever possible.
No weird dyes when we can avoid them. No mystery additives when we have a say. Just bold, intentional flavor that tastes like it was dreamed up on purpose.
This Isn’t a Health Tonic. It’s a Potion.
Fun and tasty are hard to do when your drink is on a juice cleanse. Some of our bases—like cola, diet cola, and all their bubbly cousins—and a few of our syrups (including that neon blue one still working through an identity crisis) aren’t exactly wellness influencers.
Also? Blue raspberries aren’t even real.
We’re still grieving.
But Here’s What Is Real:
Every potion we pour is crafted in small batches with a lot of heart and just enough chaos.
Our drinks might not detox your aura, but they will absolutely enchant your tastebuds.
And no limes were harmed in the making of our sodas—though a few were summoned in a puff of citrus-scented smoke, and they’ve been singing barbershop harmonies ever since.
We’ve learned not to interrupt.
Clean or chaotic. Sparkly or strange.
Whatever your flavor fantasy—we’ve got a fizz for that.
Wicked Whimsy Soda Co. wasn’t born in a boardroom. It didn’t come from a five-year plan or a polished pitch deck. It came from someone standing at the edge of burnout, asking herself:
What if I stopped waiting for life to get better—and built something magical out of the mess?
Wicked Whimsy is a midnight brainstorm turned full-blown obsession. A traveling potion cart disguised as a soda company. A world where drinks shimmer, fortunes hide in fizz, and the foam on top might just be spell-cast by a dragon named Poppy. I dream up the potions. I test the flavors. I stay up too late following the thread of whatever new idea just hit me. I do it because something inside me needs to.
Every soda we serve is layered with intention—clean-label syrups, plant-based cloudcream, magical names, and just enough story to leave you wondering if maybe you missed a chapter.
Yes, there are mice in hats and dragons in goggles. But there’s also a crew behind the curtain — and behind the counter — pouring their hearts into every detail so every sip feels like a spark, and you walk away a little more enchanted.
Wicked Whimsy is for the dreamers and the skeptics, the potion chuggers and the cautious sippers. It's for anyone who needs a reminder that magic doesn’t need a wand. Sometimes it just needs a little fizz and a lot of heart.
I’m not a corporation. I’m not backed by a marketing team. I’m the mind behind the mischief —survivor, flavor alchemist, worldbuilder. I’ve rebuilt myself more than once. And I’m rebuilding what life looks like now—one enchanted sip at a time.
Welcome to Wicked Whimsy. We’re just getting started.
And if you feel like you’ve stumbled into a storybook—you have.
With cloudcream dreams, sticky notes, and pink glitter,
Tina
MEET THE MISCHIEF MAKERS
MEET THE MISCHIEF MAKERS
Behind the bubbles and glitter, there’s a crew crafting magic one potion at a time.