SHAKING UP STORIES, ELECTRICITY AND A LITTLE MISCHIEF
Born in dry times. Built for WONDER.
Magic. Meaning. And the Occasional Questionable Syrup.
We mix magic with meaning—and yes, ingredients matter to us.
That’s why we use clean-label syrups, natural flavors, and the best stuff we can summon whenever possible.
No weird dyes when we can avoid them. No mystery additives when we have a say. Just bold, intentional flavor that tastes like it was dreamed up on purpose.
This Isn’t a Health Tonic.
It’s a craft cocktail the spirits escaped from.
Fun and tasty are hard to do when your drink is on a juice cleanse. Some of our bases—like cola, diet cola, and all their bubbly cousins—and a few of our syrups (including that neon blue one still working through an identity crisis) aren’t exactly wellness influencers.
Also? Blue raspberries aren’t even real.
We’re still grieving.
But Here’s What Is Real:
Every potion we pour is crafted in small batches with a lot of heart and just enough chaos.
Our drinks might not detox your aura, but they will absolutely enchant your tastebuds.
And no limes were harmed in the making of our sodas—though a few were summoned in a puff of citrus-scented smoke, and they’ve been singing barbershop harmonies ever since.
We’ve learned not to interrupt.
Clean or chaotic. Sparkly or strange.
Whatever your flavor fantasy—we’ve got a fizz for that.
Wicked Whimsy Soda Co. wasn’t born in a boardroom. It didn’t come from a five-year plan or a polished pitch deck. It came from someone standing at the edge of burnout, asking herself:
What if I stopped waiting for life to get better—and built something magical out of the mess?
Wicked Whimsy was dreamed up as a place where the carnival never died, the lab never powered down, and the drinks tell tales long after the glasses are empty. Blending 1930s haunt-of-the-midway flair, classic monster-movie atmosphere, and a dash of mad science, this zero-proof drink cart serves handcrafted sodas that fizz with curiosity instead of alcohol.
Every concoction is designed to feel like stepping into a scene — playful, spooky, and safe for everyone, because every drink we serve is completely non-alcoholic.
Every soda we serve is layered with intention—clean-label syrups, plant-based cloudcream, magical names, and just enough story to leave you wondering if maybe you skipped a decade or two.
I’m not a corporation. I’m not backed by a marketing team. I’m the mind behind the mischief —survivor, flavor alchemist, worldbuilder. I’ve rebuilt myself more than once. And I’m rebuilding what life looks like now—one enchanted sip at a time.
Welcome to Wicked Whimsy. We’re just getting started.
And if you feel like you’ve stumbled back in time—you have.
With cloudcream dreams, sticky notes, and pink glitter,
Tina
